Hey, look! A post during normal waking hours. How novel! I'm awful sleepy. Why must I love the night so? Why must it beckon me like a two dollar whore to a sailor? I suppose the real question is, why do I come when it calls? Ah, the great unanswered mysteries of the Universe. Like, why do donuts have holes? Why can't the blue-footed booby land with a modicum of grace?

"The blue-footed booby got its name from the spanish word bobo, which means stupid fellow. Its lack of fear and clumsiness on land has made the species vulnerable to man."
 

Do a little dance! 
 
Ask a question, get an answer.  How's that for random trivia? If you've ever seen footage of these birds trying to land, it's really funny. Now where was I? Oh yeah, unanswered questions. Where are my pants? Ah, never mind. Found 'em.
So, obviously, I didn't have to go to Jury Duty again today. We'll see about tomorrow.
 
OK, folks, it's getting pretty far into the summer and that means we are rapidly approaching September. I know, I hate to think it, too, but there it is looming at us in the distance. However, the arrival of September brings with it...Talk Like A Pirate Day! That's right, September 19th is the day. Everyone should talk like a pirate all day because it's fun! Learn about it here: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/. I just wanted to remind everyone or give the 'heads up' to those unaware. This way, you can all practice your pirate talk early. Get audio tapes if you need to or rent some good ol' swashbuckling movies. "Pirates of the Caribbean" or "Bluebeard" aren't bad choices. "Aarrr! It's fun and yer mates'll think yer daft!"

OK, I'm off. Cheers.